Plus, if I can get off all my toxic meds, maybe I'll only get "cancer of the torso" instead of "cancer of the everything." A girl can dream!
Plus, the more kale I eat, the more I weaken Terrence's life force. It's true.
If you believe in fairies, clap your hands! (It distracts Terrence from his Xbox.) |
So far, "3/4 of a day" down! Only "a lifetime" to go.
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Ugh, fuck. Where's a "depression cake" when you need it.
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