The raspberries would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids

I gchatted a friend of mine. Three lines into the conversation, she drops this:

guess what? I went into anaphylactic shock a few hours ago. Apparently I'm allergic to raspberries now


Hells yes, you are! 'Cause bodies are the worst. Can I get an "amen"?

This is what a badass she is: she called an RN friend of ours and described her symptoms through wheezing; had the friend call in an epi pen for her; picked up the epi pen and stabbed herself at the pharmacy, all in one fell swoop.

Healthy people just don't get to do this kind of "Mission Impossible" shit.