A craving will descend, and I will go glassy eyed. I'll be spotted by security cameras in the candy aisle at a CVS, then will wake up three hours later in South Jersey with my bra in my back pocket and a passport belonging to someone named Mychylle. And where did all this blood come from? Oh my god, there's so much blood.
Have you ever had Mike and Ikes? They're terrible!
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Like poison frogs in the rainforest, these bright colors send the signal, "Eat me, and I will fuck your shit up." But, when sick, my stupid bird-brain wants nothing but Amazonian frogs. I ate an entire package of these things at work yesterday, pausing between bites to go, "Ugh, these are awful."
Come on, Bird Brain, you and "intestines" need to have a talk. Whose team are you on?
On the plus side, I've got a pretty good working knowledge of New Jersey Transit these days.
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